So. I had got it into my head that I would really, really like an iPad. I know most of you probably think they are the last thing a person would need, and you are probably right. But still. Having a grown-up job was cancelled out by having two children without one, so I was a little bit short of the exhorbitant sum I would need.
I crafted some paypal buttons and started offering people drawings of ipads and the magical things that they did. It turned out that enough people wanted one and now I have an iPad.
So thanks everyone - you are awesome.